Monday 28 February 2011

More Medellin and Zona Cafeteria

Last week at the Blacksheep in Medellin was spent with a pretty dull but rewarding routine of:

a) waking up
b) walking to the supermarket for supplies for the day and dosing up on cafe tinto to mentally get me through it.
c) studying for 2 hours.
d) 2-3 hours of gruelling 1 on 1 Spanish lessons (great teacher though)
e) food.
f) homework.
g) a stroll around El Poblado district and bed.


An apt title!

After 4 days of this routine with a minimal amount of social interraction in order to keep my mind on my studies,  I ended up cracking and checking out the town with a group from the hostel on Thursday night, it was great to randomly bump in to a few of the guys from the boat trip though! My conscience ended up getting the better of me however, and I ended up back at the hostel when everyone else was moving on to a club, I knew studying with a sore head was never going to happen. I was thankful then for Juan's invite to his flat for dinner and a night on the town on the Friday night to say goodbye. After a great meal of fish, salad and potatoes, Juan and I headed to Calle 33, a proper local party area where we drank shots called Cocaine and Heroin (worrying, but only alcohol I promise). From there Juan wanted me see some proper underground Salsa spots which were incredibly dingy and basic rooms with damn sexy dancing. Great fun and great venues the likes of which should be exported to London immediately.

 Salut!

Juan, one bad ass mover!

On Saturday afternoon I said my goodbyes and headed South for the Zona Cafeteria, the main coffee growing region of Colombia. After arriving at 10pm, 3 hours later than expected, I got to the small town of Salento, where I checked into a cozy coffee finca/hostel called 'The Plantation House' for a couple of days. It has been amazing spending the last few days wandering around coffee plantations, learning about it's production etc. in a beautiful, almost wild-west style town set in the massive, rolling green hills. I've been eating the locally caught trout with crispy fried patacones, both of which are abundent in the area, and drinking copious amounts of incredibly good coffee. Evenings have been spent round the fire mindlessly chatting with like-minded travellers. It's been an incredibly relaxing few days.


 The local trout.

 A smooth 100% Arabica Borbon, beans picked 400 yards away

Rolling green hills for miles.

Earlier today I checked in to a different hostel for a change of scenery called 'La Serrana', a working farm which took me a good half hour walk to get to out of Salento. I've been told that many guests get up to help milk the cows at 4.30am, I can't imagine I'll be one of them but I'll give it a try. The view from here is to die for, I'll update with more pictures soon. I'm planning an early trip to Popayan tomorrow as part of the last few days in Colombia. Looking forward to adventures in Ecuador with Mr. David Corns, and god help me, my 30th Birthday on Sunday!

Monday 21 February 2011

Cartagena & Casa Gonzalez, Medellin

Cartagena de Indies, located on the Northern Caribbean coast of Colombia, is a beautiful city made up of just under a million inhabitants. The main touristy part of the city is the old town, a walled in hub of beautiful shops, restaurants and bars. Due to the higher prices in the old town, the guys from the boat and I decided to locate ourselves just outside the walled city in a busy backpackers area called Getsemani, known for it's beautiful architecture and slighty dodgy red light district.


 Mapale dancing in Old Town Cartagena.

After the tuna incident putting our first big night out on hold, the next night about 15 of us headed to a few local bars and then one of the famed local nightspots in Getsemani, Mr. Babillas. The place was packed, full of locals, Argentinians, and Chileans all dancing Salsa and drinking the local spirit, Aguardiente, a fiery blend of distilled sugarcane and vegetable macerations. It was a great night!

Mr. Babillas club, Cartagena, crazy salsa place with hot chicks dancing on the bar, nice!

Much of my time in Cartagena was spent chilling out by the pool in the hostel and generally just walking around the city, visiting sites such as the Fortress of San Phillipe de Barajas, a 16th century monster of a building designed to protect the city from pirate attacks built by the Spanish after a naughty Englishman by the name of Sir Frances Drake invaded and took control of the city.

On one morning I got up early and headed out to a mud volcano that I heard was a bit of fun. After climbing a few volcanoes recently in Italy such as Etna and Vesuvius, I was expecting a long day of climbing to the peak. I was slightly underwhelmed to come across this little mound a mere 20 metres high.


After the short climb to the peak with a couple of American buddies I met, James and Dallas, I jumped in the naturally occurring pool and promptly received a massage and a face full of mud. Even though the liquid mud reaches hundreds of metres underground, it's impossible to actually sink in it due to it's density, it's actually damn hard to control you're movements making it a very strange experience. After 20 minutes or so of natural exfoliation, I headed down to the lagoon and proceeded to get a slightly too intimate wash down from a local lady. When she started pulling my shorts off in front of dozens of other tourists a slight level of discomfort came over me. But I do have to admit it was a highly unique experience and I'd definitely recommend it. Unbeknownst to me the tour also included a fabulous lunch of rice and fish on a nearby beach. Not bad at all.
 El Totumo Mud Volcano, see if you can spot me. Stop looking in the top right hand corner guys!

A short boat trip from Cartagena took me to the beautiful Island of Baru, and namely Playa Blanca Beach. After spending the night on a hammock, followed by a day of chilling out on the beach, the owner of the shack we were staying in got a little stoned and randomly decided he'd build a volleyball court. A tournament ensued, me and an American guy called Jonas were knocked out pretty early by a couple of 8ft Argentinians. Ever the athlete, I felt a massage was in order...followed by a nap.

 Playa Blanca Beach on Baru Island.

After Isla Baru I headed back to Cartagena for the night and then headed out to Medellin on an overnight bus the following day. A 13 hour bus journey managed to seem like 30 minutes due to some highly potent but perfectly legal local sleeping pills. Arriving in Medellin is an amazing sight, it's a sprawling Metropolis based in a huge valley with slums heading up the steep slopes of the mountains and modern high rise flats and shopping centres occupying the base. Most people associate Medellin with the violence and riches of the drug cartels in the early 90's, where Pablo Escobar was disposing of 800 police officers a month and spending $7500 in the same period on elastic bands to bind all the cash. Today the city seems to have changed dramatically, crime is decreasing, with the powerful cartels generally being based further South towards Cali. It actually appears to be one of the safest places to be in Colombia right now. One thing I can't get over is how incredibly friendly the people are, they help each other off buses, have no problems striking up conversations with perfect strangers and welcome idiots like myself visiting their city with open arms.

I pulled up to the bus station and was greeted by my old friend Juan, who used to work for me in Cambridge, but has lived in Medellin pretty much all his life. After chilling out on Friday morning at his apartment, we headed out to check out the local nightlife. I was introduced to the local dish of Arepas, basically a delicious corn bread that can be served with all sorts of different accompaniments, we had ours with a variety of different meats such as chicken, beef and chorizo. 

 Me, Juan, and our big ass arepas.


On Saturday, Juan, his wife Isabella, and I took the cable car up the northern side of the city to one of the national parks. The view from the cable car was incredible, overlooking a population of 2 million people with such a massive divide between rich and poor. 

Medellin from the Cable Car.

We ended up in a huge National Park, walking round the Rainforest and taking a boat down across the lakes.

1800 hectares of un-spoilt beauty in the National Park

Juan is a big football fan, and one of the biggest games of the Colombian football season was taking place on Saturday night in Medellin, so he got us all tickets to go along. His team, the local Atletico Nacional, were playing their long time rivals America de Cali. It's a derby that has apparently been long contested largely because of the associated rivalry of the country's big cartels. Suffice to say it was pretty mental, Cali fans were outnumbered 10-1 and suffered all kinds of abuse, luckily it seemed there was a small army of police there to keep things in order. The terraces stank of weed, bodies were being flung all over the place, and players were escorted off the pitch individually with a riot brigade. Oh, and the score, 3-1 to Nacional, apparently I bought good luck to their recent losing streak!

Juan and Isabella before the game.



 Atletico Nacional vs. America de Colombia.


On Sunday we took a drive around the town and up into the mountains. At one point Juan looked up in the sky and said 'Andy, look at that!' There were 15-20 people gliding like birds in parasails way above the city.

'Vamos' I said, 'but I'm only doing it if you do!'

After half an hour of convincing him that he wouldn't die, we took a gruelling trek up the side of the mountain, paid our dues and got strapped in. It was nothing short of incredible.
 Geared up for the skies!
Flying above the city.


Juan dropped me off in the El Poblado district of the city at my hostel, The Black Sheep, last night. I've got a week of intensive Spanish lessons here so don't expect a lot of excitement at all. Right now I've got a ton of homework to get through, verbs to conjugate, and sentences to form. Apparently when my teacher first met me she thought I had been in Colombia for a long time because my initial conversations and pronunciations were pretty good. I see a long road ahead of me though. Tengo mucho trabajar por hacer!

Saturday 12 February 2011

Sailing through the San Blas to Colombia

Leaving Bocas behind was a bit of a downer, I had such a great time and met some cool people, also, the thought of an all day bus ride via the city of David back to Panama City wasn't too inviting.  Luckily though, I got back to Luna's castle and proceeded to get my trip across to Colombia booked up. I met up with most of the other guys traveling on my boat the day before so it gave us all a good chance to get to know each other over a couple of beers. On Monday all 9 of us, myself, Robert from Rotterdam, Haineen from Taiwan, Carlos, Kev, Mark and Jonny from Manchester, and Kyle and Jackson from Oregon headed North to Porto Lindo on the Caribbean Coast. After a few hours on a bus, all 9 of us including luggage squeezed into one cab for the final hour up to the Port, that was an interesting experience!!

We all arrived on the catamaran 'Buon Vento' to gasps of 'ooooh' and 'sweeeeeeet'! It was a beautiful boat that is usually only available for expensive chartering but we got lucky as Edoardo, was heading down to Cartagena from Panama and wanted to make a bit of money on the way. After setting sail in the early afternoon we arrived at the infamous San Blas group of Islands. The 365 islands are largely populated by the Kuna tribespeople and as such has gained semi-independence from Panama. The sea was calm and blue, and with the searing sun the calm sea breeze was a welcome friend. After the first night of our Captain's Spaghetti and Salad dinner we all spent the night on the deck, drinking rum, and staring up at the amazingly clear starry night's sky. Spending the evening under shooting stars with new friends wasn't a bad start to the trip.



 Paradise!


Waking up on the deck the first morning to coffee and toast prepared by our deck-hand, native Colombian Welleem, we headed out to some of the deserted islands and reefs for some amazing snorkeling. We saw rays, reef sharks, lobsters, hundreds of varieties of fish, many of them dangerous, as well as some amazing coral. It was an amazing day, so chilled out, drinking from coconuts picked off the islands, walking in shallow blue waters and not having a care in the world. Every night we all played high-light low-light, where you pick the best and worst parts of you're day. Several people described this day as the best day of their lives! I could almost agree. The low-lights were ridiculously insignificant and were genreally related to spending too much time in the sun.

Day 2 - Snorkeling!

Day 3 we all spent the morning exploring more islands and soaking up the sun before heading off for our 2 day open water trip to Cartagena. The open water trip was incredible, if a little choppy, but we ran into groups of dolphins who followed our boat, marvelled at the flying fish and the general tranquility of the ocean. Early evening saw our first really successful catch of a huge Yellowfin Tuna that we got the impression was the biggest Edoardo had landed. It was however too choppy to do anything with that night so it was filleted and put straight in the fridge ready for the next day. That night was pretty much sleepless, my cabin being located on the front of the boat, I was getting chucked around by the waves and regularly getting soaked through my leaky porthole. It didn't matter though, it was all part of the experience.
 Me and Jonny chilling on the back of the Catamaran.

 I can't even begin to describe the feeling!

 Our legendary Captain, Edoardo Turatti and a beast of a tuna.

 A group of dolphins swimming with our boat.

We woke on Thursday to find that we had somehow been going almost twice as fast as expected, and that we would arrive in Cartagena early, but that it would give us the opportunity to find our bearings and have a last meal together on the boat before going our separate ways the next day.

Early afternoon saw us dock in our Colombian destination and after a couple of drinks in town and a trip to the supermarket we all headed back to the boat, excited about our dinner and plans of craziness in Cartagena. Our Sashimi was prepared by Edoardo with some incredibly potent Wasabi, soy sauce and sticky rice. It was delicious. I found it a little odd however that the insides of my cheeks were starting to swell up, but generally thought nothing of it. 10 minutes later I had to lay down, a cracking headache and fever started coming over me. The sweats sank in and I had to excuse myself from the table and lay down in the cabin for a while. Thinking that sunstroke had kicked in, I tried to rest but my whole body started to itch. I felt terrible, we had all planned a big night out in Cartagena and I was going to have to bail. After half an hour or so I decided it would be a good idea to get some water and it was then that I found out the full extent of the damage. It was like the crew had all been hit by the plague, queues for the toilet and vomiting sessions were followed by bouts of moaning and scratching. Jackson found it all very hilarious, he was allergic to tuna so didn't have any for dinner. Kyle, nicknamed 'the man from the mountains' due to his adventures and trek from Canada to Mexico, admitted that he hadn't been ill for over 10 years, but he was really feeling rough. I saw Robert at about 4am, he said he thought his time may be up. And Carlos, well, his eyes looked like someone had just poured acid in them. Even our captain was up all night throwing up. Needless to say, everyone had bailed from our planned big night out.


Tuna Sashimi, tasted so good but at a price!

We made it in one piece.


Friday morning came and we all felt a whole lot better so agreed that we should do our big night out together that night instead. We strolled into town and all found a hostel together that several people had recommended called Media Luna in the old town area of Getsemani, Cartagena. Haineen, who spoke perfect Spanish, was recommended a small restaurant that was the only true local place left in town, so Robert, her and I went and dined on a meal of mixed vegetable and meat soup (delicious), beef with coconut rice and avocado (yum!), and the local speciality drink made with water and sugar cane (undecided) that is a natural diuretic, very sweet and regarded as the local version of red bull. We sat at a table with a local lawyer who was amazingly friendly and gave us hints and tips about the town. We paid 5900 Pesos each for our meals ($3) and headed back to the hostel. Time to hit the town with the rest of the boys. Cartagena, me gustas mucho!

Sunday 6 February 2011

Bocas del Toro

All I can say is Bocas has been wild and beautiful. As expected I spent the first few days on the Island of Bastimentos. Generally just chilling out, sunbathing and taking it easy. Along with a few other guys staying on the island we’d do things like pick coconuts and then spend the afternoon round the houses of the local tribespeople.

It’s not a place I could spend a lot of time in though as there was a severe lack of people and to be honest the hostel wasn’t up to much. So Bee and I, along with Alina, headed over to Bastimentos Town, the main party area to see what was going on. We ended up in a great little hostel called Hosteluego, run by a chilled out 20 something guy from Washington called Alex. It was the first place I stayed with hot water so a warm shower was amazing.

We spent the next few days out on the water in Kayaks, snorkeling and I even tried my hand at spear fishing and actually caught something. It wasn’t exactly a 4ft Tuna though! It was also great to meet 3 really nice guys from Buenos Aires who are eager to show me a good time there when I get there in a few months.

Right now I’m back in Panama City, I’m heading out on a 5 day Catamaran trip across the paradise islands of the San Blas with some great guys who are all staying at my hostel. Let the good times roll!

There are loads of photos that I need to put up but due to rubbish internet connections here, I'll have to update it at a later date. I'm tired and have to pack for the high seas. Adios amigos!



I saw a Sloth, dopey as hell but amazingly agile




Starfish Beach, on Isla Colon, where I learnt how to Spear Fish



Me and the boys on a night out in Bocas Town, Panama's answer to Kavos!


 Bee and her coconut, Now to get in the damn thing!

Gracias Amigo


 Mmmmm...Red Snapper at Bocas del Drago

Bocas Des Drago